


Nul points for Russell Brand’s latest book How to Become a Christian in Seven Days from reviewers who have taken great delight in ridiculing the first offering from Tucker Carlson’s new publishing outfit.
“With its lewd jokes and word-vomit prose, the comedian’s account of his conversion is enough to put anyone off Christianity.” His “disturbing memoir is an offence against God.”
“The paranoid, pseudy gospel of Russell Brand … is an unbelievable slog.”
“Writers are often advised to write like they speak. Brand should neither write like he speaks, nor, let’s face it, speak like he speaks …. Brand has swallowed a dictionary, and it is not coming out again via his mouth.”
“Read aloud, Brand’s ravings would make him hard to distinguish from your average madman droning into a microphone about the end times while brandishing a cardboard sign outside a provincial shopping centre.” Why was he ever taken seriously?”
“He exhibits pressure of speech fuelled by a flight of ideas. Both are characteristic of the hypomanic phase of bipolar disorder, which Brand says he has suffered from, and both can characterise cocaine use, with which he says he has also been familiar. It is not a good frame of mind in which to write a book.”
Brand, born 4 June 1975 midnight Basildon, England, was once a darling of the left, and deemed amongst the world’s top 50 thinkers, before he descended into anti-vaxxer conspiracy land populated by shadowy global elites and vested interests. His conversion to christianity came a few months after he was accused of sexual assault, rape and emotional abuse, all denied. The trial starts this October.
Whether his midnight birth was 12.01 am or 11.59pm, he has similar house placings. His Gemini Sun is opposition a 10th house Neptune conjunct the pugnacious Fixed star Antares. Astrology King describes Neptune conjunct Antares as shrewd, cunning, unbalanced and mentally unsound, secretive but apparently candid, dishonest, untruthful, strange religious ideas amongst other attributes.
I would incline towards a 12.15am and after birth time since it gives an Aquarius Ascendant; and an Aries Moon conjunct Mars opposition an 8th house Pluto. His childhood was troubled with split parents, a sick mother, difficulties with his stepfather, drugs in his teens and a father who introduced him to prostitutes in Thailand.
Uranus falls in his 9th house of spiritual/religious beliefs which would incline him towards oddball theories fuelled by his deep seated fears from an 8th house Pluto opposition Mars. He is a prime candidate with that placing for a ‘big brother is watching you’ mindset – and now that he has flipped into religion a demonic Satan fills the bill. It would be sad if he did not insist on strutting endless hours on the public stage.
Melanie Rheinhart remarks of Chiron in the 3rd which he has – that while it has produced great thinkers, it can also bring a fear of the mind disintegrating or ‘subject to storms of incomprehensible activity.’
He is not facing an easy road ahead with tr Neptune conjunct his Moon, then opposing his Pluto and conjunct his Mars through the next few years.
Also born on 4 June 1975 is Angelina Jolie.




































