Turning a full-scale state visit into a sitcom takes some doing but trust Trump. Against protocol he’s bringing all of his children (except young Barron) – Don Jnr, Eric, Ivanka, even Tiffany, and their spouses. Arriving on Monday the bells-and-whistles entertainment begins with a ceremonial welcome, private lunch at Buckingham Palace, afternoon tea with the Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall and a state banquet in the palace’s ballroom. Though the gilt coach up Pall Mall has been ditched because of security worries; and there will be no Westminster address as Obama had. Trump will host a dinner at the US ambassador’s residence at London’s Regent’s Park on Tuesday and on Wednesday will attend a ceremony in Portsmouth to commemorate the 75th anniversary of D-Day. No doubt mouthing off contsnalty about Brexit, in breach of all diplomatic good manners.
The Queen will no doubt handle it all with her usual icy aplomb, since she has decades of experience hosting a string of hair-raising dictators; though the courtiers will be close at hand on full alert to circumvent mishaps.
Since Trump’s narcissism brooks no equals, he finds it difficult to accord the respect the Royals, who can be every bit as uppity, expect. The Queen isn’t arrogant but she has strong views on the sanctity of the monarchy and won’t be pushed aside. She certainly dislikes Trump with a composite Sun Mercury opposition Mars, sextile/trine both Saturn and Pluto in their relationship chart.
Prince William oddly enough dislikes Trump senior even more vehemently with a composite Mars Pluto and a high-tension Saturn Uranus. He’ll turn on the surface charm but underneath will seethe. Ditto Kate.
Prince Charles will turn on the bumbling charm though wish he were elsewhere. Prince Andrew will be ratchety and ensure POTUS knows he’s rubbing shoulders with his betters – though they probably know each other from the past at Jeffrey Epstein’s villa. Their relationship is very much on edge this year and next.
William will no doubt be thrown together with Ivanka and Jared, being of ages – but there’ll be a distinct one-upmanship tussle going on there. He needs space from Ivanka and is chilly about Jared.
Kate isn’t going to be upstaged by Ivanka for sure, with a composite Mars square Neptune and a Jupiter Pluto Venus square Saturn; and she’s none too keen on Jared either.
What fun – dynastic families at war. Teeth-gritted, saccharine smiles.